Tuesday, December 5, 2017

WHO HAS THE SALT?

December 5, 2017

Well, it had to happen sooner or later.  It is a wonder we went this long without doing it.  You see, we are traveling with salt substitute – our doctors having told us to limit our intake of NaCl.  Food has enough in it naturally, we were told, without adding more, so Bonnie found a salt substitute and put some in a small container which we carried with us from 233. 

This morning, back in our room, after breakfast, she asked me, “Do you have the salt?”  No, I told her, but I thought about picking it up from the table – did you pick it up?  She did not.  So we decided when we went up to the Lido for lunch we would ask if anyone found it and if they kept it for us.  It might have been thrown away, we thought, and with only a couple of more days, we could survive.  But there it was!  Waiting for us on the table where we ate breakfast.  One of the waiters had found it, saved it, and put it out for us.  Good job!  And many thanks!

I did my “Space: The Final Frontier” talk today about the early days of America’s manned space program (with a few Russian touches thrown in – after all, they put up the first satellite, put the first living creature into space, put the first human being into space, put the first woman into space, and on and on).  After introducing the Mercury 7, I tell the story about the Mercury 13.  “The Mercury 13?” you say.  Yup.  Thirteen woman who wanted to become astronauts, but the social morays of the 60s and the attitude of NASA kept them out of space.  It was not until 1983 that Sally Ride became the first woman to fly into outer space, 21 years after Valentina Vladimirovna Tereskova went up in a Vostock capsule.

I always enjoy the comments after this talk (I enjoy the comments after all of my talks) because I’ve never done it that there wasn’t at least one former NASA engineer in the audience, and I get some insight into the early days of our space program.  Two engineers today, and a documentary maker who did the story of the Mercury 13 for PBS (she met and interviewed all of the women).

Well, tomorrow is “Flight 19 and the Legend of the Bermuda Triangle.”  I’ve never met anyone who was a victim of the Bermuda Triangle, but after one talk two people told me they had seen a UFO.  I asked them if they had pictures, and they allowed as how they’d left their camera in the car.  Oh well.

As I suggested last night, this will be the final blog for this cruise.  I know there is one more day at sea and then the private island, but posting this one will use up almost all of the megabytes I have left.  I will have enough to check email and respond, so keep those cards and letters coming in.

And so it is Bon Bon’s turn.

TTFN

Well, here goes my last blog for the trip. Tomorrow and Thursday I will write my tales in my book and we can post them when we get home.

Just a note to Kyle and Cathy, whose blog we haven’t been able to read because of our data supply, how you liking that 30 and 20 degree weather that the Times says Salt Lake City is having.

Well, today started as all my days here on the Veendam. I was awake at 5 and up at 6. He slept on. We did have the alarm set for 7 because of an early talk. We got up, showered, dressed (heard this before haven’t you) and headed to breakfast. They had put out the multi grain cherrioes yesterday and I had decided if they were out today I was having some. They were and I did. They were good. I tried hot chocolate again this morning but it just tastes like dirty water. My beloved asked how I would know what dirty water tasted like. He is so helpful. After consuming our breakfast we headed to the room, he to study and me to collect my kindle and headphones and head outside to walk. The Captain has still not found any smooth water so my walk was a little bumpy but I made it around four times.  It was breezy out but not to cold.

After walking I headed to the theater to get my seat. There was a UNESCO trivia at 10 so I listened to that and learned some stuff. Dad’s talk was good and he stayed around talking for about 20 minutes.

Then, off to lunch. He ate the soup a purred vegetable soup. I had a tuna fish sandwich. It was really good. Then, we headed to the theater to get out seats for the last talk by Dave Russell on the battle for Midway and the end of WWII. It was followed by a show put on by some of the Filipino crew at 3. I have never seen the theater so full. There was standing room only for the crew show. They were good and it was fun to watch.

Then, back to the cabin for a rest before supper. Tonight was formal night so we went to the lido for supper. It was not good. Oh well. They had lobster tails and people were getting 2,3,4 or more. Yuck. I don’t like them. I tried a NY strip steak but it wasn’t good. And why would you put ham chunks in twice baked potatoes. Oh well, the ice cream was good.

The show tonight was the singers and dancers. They did the music from the Beatles up to today. They were very good. It would have been better if the guy sitting beside us didn’t sing all the songs out loud with the singers. Oh well, at least he wasn’t off key.

Well, back in the room. Getting ready for bed and maybe a game of cards.
Love you all. Mom, Granny, Bonnie

Monday, December 4, 2017

THE NO NAME BLOG


December 4, 2017.  A day like all days.  And you were there.

Now how many of you are old enough to remember that introduction?  Walter Cronkite doing his history show, “You Were There.” 

Okay.  No one remembers except maybe Karen and Frank.

Listen, it’s hard coming up with something witty and clever every night for your personal reading enjoyment.  How many more blogs you receive on this trip will depend on how the ship records Internet usage.  There is absolutely no logic to it (whoever said the human race was logical).  Some nights the same time and the same exercises use up 2 megabytes, other nights 20.  I bought 50 more.  There were a couple of times when that would have made one day’s usage, other days, 5. So who knows?

Having said all of that, I really have nothing else to say.  Good talk.  Good supper.  Good show.  Good night.

TTFN

Well, our trip is almost over. Sadness. I have enjoyed the trip very much but I also miss you all and am looking forward to seeing you all. That’s all you all since there is more than one of you.

Well, today was a slow day. The ship is rocking a little less. I woke at 5:30. Turning the clocks back makes my body a little crazy. I played on my phone till he woke up a little after 7. He got a bath and I dressed in my walking clothes and we went to breakfast. The sky was blue this morning. He went back to the room afterwards and I retrieved my kindle and headphones and headed out for a walk. ( I have walked 2.1 miles today.) Not a lot of people out so it was a pretty good walk. There was a large cargo ship out on the starboard side and I watched it as I walked . After walking it was back to the room to shower and dress. I decided to sit out on the deck today because it is warm and humid up by the pool. It was chilly but I had my sweater and blanket. I read my newspapers, The Brit, The Canadian and the NY Times, and then crocheted.

He told me to come back at 12 and we would go to lunch. I worked on the baby afghan but I have run out of yarn, so tomorrow I will work on snowmen. We had Mediterrean tomato soup with meatballs.  Though it was pretty hard to find any meatballs. I had one, that I gave to him, and he had one. It was good. After lunch he went to get ready and I went to the theater. Bingo had just started and I watched. The other David was first and he talked about Pearl Harbor Day. He was a little long and your Dad was on right after him.  By the time we got back to the cabin it was almost 4. So we rested and then, got dressed for supper.  Sat at the same table tonight but there was an additional couple and we had met them before also. Nice time. I had chicken noodle soup and the vegetarian dish tonight. Tomatoes stuffed with rice, topped with cheese and put under the broiler. It was actually one of the best meals I have eaten this cruise. Then, there was sugarless cheesecake for dessert.

The show was good and we had the good front row seats in the balcony.

His talk is at 11 tomorrow so it will be a busy morning. Up a little earlier.

Love you all. Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Sunday, December 3, 2017

O DANNY BOY, THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLING

December 3, 2017

Tonight is the third time we’ve heard the beautiful musical piece that makes the title for this blog.  The first was by a skilled violinist, the second by a duet who performed it on piano and guitar, and tonight by a concert pianist.  And each time it gets better.  What talented performers we have seen!

The seas were rough today for a second day in a row, so much so that the Captain closed off Deck 6, which is the promenade deck that circles the ship.  There was too much wind and too much ocean spray he said for it to be safe.  Late this afternoon the barricades were taken down as the sea is becoming calmer.  And he predicted smooth seas tomorrow.  Having said that, do not worry about our comfort.  It hasn’t been all that bad – not as smooth as last month – but nothing that made us uncomfortable.  We took smaller steps and held onto the railing as we walked.  But it is the Atlantic Ocean in December.

Tomorrow the guest speakers are back to back.  David Russell is on at 2 p.m. with his talk on Pearl Harbor, and I am doing the last of my pirate talks, “The Pirate Republic,” at 3 p.m.

I am going to have to buy another Internet package to finish the tour.  This thing has been strange.  Some nights I’ve used 2 megabytes and other nights, doing the same thing, it’s been 20.  More a couple of nights.  But the price is the most reasonable of any cruise line we’ve sailed for, so not too many complaints here.

Before I forget to tell you, we have set our clocks back another hour, so tomorrow we will only be 2 hours ahead of you.  Almost back on Eastern Standard Time.  Boy this is the way to travel west!  Or east for that matter (although going the other way we lose an hour several nights, but it’s better than doing it all at once).

They had another Black Friday sale on board today and Granny bought a bunch of t-shirts.  When she went to ring it up, the computer wouldn’t take her charge, saying she was over her credit limit.  Well, that stirred things up a bit, but by the time she called me to pay and we went to Guest Relations, all was well.  Computers.  Garbage In.  Garbage Out.  Or as my technical support team says, “The problem is not with the computer.  There is a loose nut between the keyboard and the chair.”

My traveling companion has regained her strength and is wide-awake tonight, ready to blog to you and then ready to lose a card game to me.  So ...

TTFN

I don’t care if it is the computer or not, it is embarrassing to be told you are over your credit limit when you have not used your card once on this cruise. It makes you feel unwanted. Oh well, what can you do.

I slept till about 6 am and then I was awake. He got up a little after 7. Today’s schedule was screwy and so is tomorrow’s schedule.  It makes it hard when the talk is at 1pm. Tomorrow at 3 is a little better. I sat and watched the coffee chat today. They had the guys who are in charge of running the ship plus two cadets that are in training. The third officer is from Scotland and the other four officers where from Holland. They talked about their schooling and their work. It was interesting. Then, the guests got to ask questions. Someone asked who paid for their schooling and 5 of them said, “Mom and Dad”.  The guy from Scotland said there had been a program in England that paid for his because England was trying to get ships to use England as their home port.

We just had a bowl of tomato and zucchini soup for lunch because it was 2 pm before we got there. Supper is at 5:30 so we didn’t want to have much. We went to the other talk at 3 so we didn’t get back to the room till 4. Dave Russell had trouble getting his computer to work so he was a little late getting started. Dad took a nap I did not.

The table we sat with last night had asked us to sit with them again tonight. So we did. They are two nice couples, one from Connecticut and Florida (they are snow birds) and the other from Indianapolis. Very enjoyable evening.

The pianist was really good. I enjoyed his music. He was not the performer that was originally scheduled for tonight. It was supposed to be a juggler and balancing act but they felt the ship was rocking too much so he will be on later. 

Well, that is all for tonight. Love you all. Hope everybody has gotten their postcard. There was one per family. The t-shirts I bought were on sale for $2. A great buy. You will love them. Great stocking stuffers, haha!!

Love, Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Saturday, December 2, 2017

YOU BE TIRED, I’M TIRED

December 2, 2017

“You be tied, I’m tired,” was an expression the Bro and I heard Uncle Ed Callis say on numerous camping trips with Boy Scout Troop 95 of Loch Lynn, Maryland.  It meant when he was ready for bed, we were ready for bed.  And there was no argument.  Tonight my beloved bride is in the bed and making sleeping sounds and it is not yet 9:30.  She’s been early to bed, early to rise for a couple of days now.  I guess too much fresh sea air.  So that leaves the blogging up to me tonight.

Let’s see.  We got up, we ate three times, I did my talk, we saw the show.  Good night, all.

Just kidding.

The seas have been alternating between bumpy, calm, and now, again bumpy today.  I went into the theater before my talk to catch the last of a BBC Earth trivia show.  If you can find the BBC Earth programs, they are fantastic, and well worth the watch (and tonight’s program was a special BBC Earth program with music performed by the ship’s orchestra – we’ve seen it before, on the Koningsdam, and it was excellent again tonight).  Sitting in the audience I was enjoying the smooth voyaging of ms Veendam, and thought to myself, “Self, I won’t be bouncing all over the stage for this talk, like I was yesterday.”  Don’t you know as soon as I got on stage and started to set up, the Captain hit some bouncy water.  Oh well.

The seas settled down during supper (rib eye steaks for each of us) and has picked up again tonight.  We are promised more of the same tomorrow, and should be out of it by Monday.

Speaking of tomorrow, my talk (Captain Kidd) has been moved from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., and the other speaker’s talk has been moved from 2 p.m. to 3 p.m.  There is nothing in the ship’s paper to indicate why, but we are guessing that tomorrow night’s entertainer, a British concert pianist, will be rehearsing.

Since she is asleep, I will report for her that Bonnie has finished one of her crocheting projects for the cruise – gifts for the pastoral staff at St. Mark UMC – and is halfway through her second project – a baby blanket for one of the Macedonians who is about to be a mother for the second time.

Well, I have consumed 10 Coffee M&Ms and a glass of ginger ale, so I guess I will wrap this up, check email, post these ramblings and join Bonnie making some ZZZZZZs.

TTFN

Friday, December 1, 2017

KATIA AND ZHENYA

December 1, 2017

First of all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAYLEIGH GRACE!!  We hope you had a great day and a super party!

Tonight’s entertainers were dancers from Belarus.  With the way the ship is moving (10 foot seas) and most of us having trouble walking a straight line, they did ball room dancing all over the stage, and not a slow piece of music in their repertoire.  I don’t think Katia has a bone in her body, so fluid and seemingly effortless, but I know they started when they were children and have rehearsed endlessly.  We were privileged to see some of those extraordinary kids when we were in Russia.  What talent.  What dedication.

The bad thing about the show was we got there late and every tall person and every fat person on board had filled up all of the seats in front of us.  And when we did find seats with a view between bodies, some klunk came in and set in front of us filling up the hole.  Oh well.  The show was great and we enjoyed it.

Tomorrow the schedule is different than it has been.  The afternoon talk – mine – is at 3 p.m. instead of 2 because of a program from BBC Earth.  We’ve seen several of them and they are quite good.  And it will give me an extra hour to rehearse Henry Morgan.

The seas have been rough today.  Our cabin is in the forward part of the ship and someone described a room in this part as an E-Ticket at the amusement park.  Not enough movement to keep us from napping, and it will rock us to sleep tonight.  The Captain has steered us around a storm, and we appreciate it.

We set the clocks back an hour tonight, so we are now only 3 hours ahead of Georgia time.  And this time next week, we will be back at 233.  It takes so long for an adventure like this to get here, and then it is over before we know it.  It has been a great cruise.

Oh, and our laundry was delivered this morning while we were out to breakfast.  It’s a good thing because I was going to have to do the Russian laundry.  I was down to my last pair of underwear and I was going to have to turn them around and wear them backwards if the clean ones didn’t come in.  Saved at the last moment.  I am not sure what kind of laundry powder they are using because my white socks and Mom’s white unmentionables are now grey.  Oh well.  It was free.

Time to turn the keyboard over to my traveling companion.

TTFN

Today we woke up to a ship that was really rocking. I decided to go ahead and take my bath because I didn’t know if I would be able to walk. But after breakfast I decided to try it. I made it around the deck 3 times before giving up. The one side of the ship was very sunny and windy and rocking, with rainbows appearing in the spray that almost reached up to deck 6. The other side was in the shade and windy and much cooler. But I wobbled and swayed and got around.  After the walk I went up to the theater to wait for Dad’s talk. They had their coffee hour with the cruise director and today they had on the entertainment staff. The one young lady who was new to the ship and head of the culinary demonstrations is from Augusta Ga and lives on Wheeler Road. Small world.  It was pretty bumpy for your Dad’s talk but he did okay. They had put a stool on the stage and he stayed kind of close to it. I guess they thought he might sit down. That would have been funny because he would have definitely fell off of it.

After his talk we headed to the Lido for lunch. No soup so I ate part of a sandwich. It was okay. We sat beside the couple whose act is called “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”. They sing and play a lot of instruments. They are good we have seen them before and they are going to do a second show later on. They said the had been at sea 300 days this year. Wow. They are saving to buy a house. He is from Ireland and she is from Denmark. Nice people.

After lunch back to the theater for the other David’s talk. I was not feeling the best and should have gone to the cabin but I stayed for the talk. After the talk I wobbled, almost fell down the steps as we headed to the cabin. I made it inside the door, pulled back the covers got into bed and went to sleep almost immediately.  Woke about 4 or so when your Dad got up but rolled over and went right back to sleep till he woke me to dress for supper, at 6.

Felt some better. We were eating with the other speaker and his wife. They are a nice couple from England.  We had a good dinner. The show was great except for having to try and look around large and very tall people.

Well, we are back in the cabin and not long out of bed. The captain has promised smoother seas tomorrow. We will see how that goes. The rolling and yawing has been pretty bad. Very difficult to walk up and down the steps. I just hang onto a rail and hope he doesn’t pitch me forward as I go down the steps.

Love you all. Mom, Granny and Bonnie 

Thursday, November 30, 2017

CLEAN, NOT FUNNY

November 30, 2017

I met tonight’s entertainer while I was sitting in the beauty salon waiting to have my hair cut.  He told me that being clean is easy, being funny is hard.  I hate to say it, but he did the easy part, not the hard part.  It was painful watching him doing his material and getting two or three laughs.  I thought that some folks were just laughing to help fill some agonizing quiet space.  I’m not judging, just reporting.  Don’t wanna plant no seed.

My talk today was “Alexander Selkirk: The Real Robinson Crusoe.”  Tomorrow I am doing “When Pirates Sailed the Atlantic” (which on some ships and some cruises is called “Pirates of the Caribbean”).  I get to tell my awful pirate jokes (I’ll see how it feels to be a comedian) and to tell them that one of the greatest Pirates of all time came from Puerto Rico.

Well, it was a pretty slow day today.  I think I’ve told you everything except the menu (I had two eggs over medium for breakfast, pasta with cream sauce for lunch, and carne asada for supper and creme brulee for dessert), and that we sent out laundry day before yesterday and so it should be back tomorrow, and that we had a towel animal on our bed tonight (only the third one of the cruise – it was a seal – I think), and that my cruise partner continues to stomp a mud hole in me rummy wise (after winning the first 2 I am now down 3-7), and that I have been reading a Star Trek novel (“The Diary of Elena,” written by Davan Kylesbreau, a powerful story that has not yet been sold to Pocket Books), and that the people we ate supper with last night (Tom and Irene) were back at the same table for 4, but tonight they were alone, and that the large loud carpet dryer that was in the hall outside of the room next to ours is finally gone after 2 days of very loud air movement (drying out what someone called “a waterfall”), and that the light I told our room steward wasn’t working was merely turned off (it had a hidden switch that no one told us about), and I guess that’s it.

And now, hereeeee’s Bonnie!

TTFN

No he, the comedienne not David,  was not funny. I got up and we went to breakfast. Bacon sandwich and some hot chocolate, not very good chocolate. Then, I went for my walk around deck 6, walked 1.7 miles today. It was windy but not real cold. Didn’t need my hat. After my walk and my shower, I took my newspapers and my crocheting and went to the deck chairs outside our room to sit. I took my sweater and my blanket and peacefully sat and read my papers and then got some crocheting done. David came out about 10:30 and said he was going up to listen to the talk on sinking the Bismark. I sat for a little while then went up also. After the talk we went to the Lido for lunch. I had a little spaghetti, the soup didn’t sound good but David said it was. I had a little ice cream for dessert. At lunch today there was a couple that started to sit at our table but moved, that if they were at our table for supper I would get up and leave. They had carried up two of the metal cups with lids with them to use for lunch. The woman had brought two of the decorative pillows from her room to put in her chair. Well, when they originally sat down the woman walked off with one of the cups. Then, they moved their stuff to another table and they couldn’t find one of their cups. They came back to our table twice asking if we had their cup. The man looked under the table, etc. They finally found it about 5 tables down from where they were currently sitting. Evidently the woman had carried it there, sat it down and didn’t remember. They were definitely weird!

After lunch he went back to get ready for his talk and I went to the theater to wait. They were doing bingo. I watched. Good crowd for the talk.

After the talk we headed back to the room so he could unwind and nap. Me I crocheted because I couldn’t sleep. After napping we dressed and went to supper and then the show.

Now back in the room, I have my pills to take and my teeth to brush.
Any post cards yet?

Love Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

SEVEN DAYS AT SEA

November 29, 2017

Our sail away from Funchal, Madeira was delayed by over an hour.  First testing on one of the two emergency diesel generators – part of regular ship’s maintenance – showed a part needed replaced and that was done.  Second, there was a medical emergency on board and a passenger was taken off and rushed to a local hospital – had we sailed on time, we would have had to come back to get the guest off.  But we set sail for Fort Lauderdale at 6:30 p.m., and now we have seven days at sea.  Actually we stop at the ship’s private island – Half Moon Cay – on December 7 before reaching Fort Lauderdale on December 8.  I will be earning my keep with a talk every day for the next 7.

It was a beautiful day in Funchal today.  The weather forecast called for showers throughout the day, but it was a perfect Irving Berlin.

We walked along the water front for a good ways and then turned up into town, touring some streets and shops we’d never visited before.  And we bought some more non-souvenirs.  I will let Bonnie regail you with those items.  I tried to get her to buy a pair of cork shoes that looked like the saddle oxfords we wore when we were kids, but she said she didn’t know how her feet would like them.  Then once we were back on board, she said, “I’ll buy a pair if we get to come back here.”  Silly girl!

Super tonight was the least satisfying meal of the cruise.  We were back in the dining room tonight and ate with Irene and Tom – good company.  But my chicken corn soup was nothing extra and the Fettuccini Alfredo was too dry.  I did have a good butterscotch dessert.  Well, even a fully sighted hog misses an acorn now and then.

And now I will turn the keyboard over to my traveling companion.

TTFN

Well, my traveling companion neglected to tell you he has gotten quite fluffy and so he got a hair cut. Because he is service staff if cost only $17.50 not the normal $35. He got it really short. Not fluffy now.

We did have a marvelous day. I carried 2 umbrellas and 2 ponchos off in  case of rain and of course no rain. We did do some shopping. We found several cloth and yarn stores. Yeah. The second shop we looked into had some beautifully embroidered towels with crocheted edges. We got a Christmas theme one and a Madeira one. Very nice and I got 2 new skeins of yarn. I am going to use all of my yarn from Cadiz and Madeira to make a new afghan. It will be cool.

We walked over 2 miles today and got some gelato before we got on the ship. We found a church we hadn’t visited before and it was beautiful. We also visited the church we had been to before. We visited one store that was an organic all natural clothing store. They had gorgeous clothes. I enjoyed also browsing the stores that had all the neat cork purses. They are really pretty.

We got back on board about 12 or so and had a bite of lunch and then headed to the cabin for a nap. I crocheted for a while and then napped an hour. He had an appointment in the spa for a hair cut at 3pm. After he returned we dressed for supper and we stood on deck from 4:30 till after 5. We watched the last tour bus board about 4:35 and the last 2 people at 4:41 ( both were late). And waited for us to leave the dock. But we didn’t. Finally the Captain came on to tell us we would be leaving late.

So we went to supper. I had prime rib and a baked potato. The meat was a little dry but I enjoyed the baked potato.

The show tonight was a singer and dancer production. They have a small cast, 3 female and 3 male dancers and 4 singers. They are good and fun to watch and listen to.

When Dad was up getting his hair cut, he met the performer, a comedienne, for tomorrow night’s show. Believe or not he is from Columbia, South Carolina and he is a Christian comedienne. He is going to be in Augusta at the Journeys(?) Church on Dec 15.

Well, I am tired and a little worn out tonight so I am not long out of bed.
Any postcards Yet?

Love you all, Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

ONE DAY BEFORE MADEIRA

November 28, 2017

There was a good crowd for my 11 o’clock talk on Madeira.  This was, I think, the 4th time I’ve given it, and I made some drastic cuts – things I thought were keeping it from flowing smoothly, and the audience seemed to like it.  Tomorrow we dock on the downtown side of Funchal (where I wish we’d been last month when we stayed over night) and so we can get off the ship and go right to exploring.  The port lecturer mentioned a couple of the old parts of the city we haven’t seen yet, so we are going to head in that direction.  We’ll let you know tomorrow night.

Tonight’s entertainment was “Five O’Clock Somewhere,” a husband and wife group, he from Ireland, she from Denmark, who do a musical variety show.  We heard them on the Koningsdam last month, and would you believe, they did the exact same show?  They said they were going to stay on the Veendam and would be back with a different show in a couple of nights.  We’ll let you know.

For lunch today we ate on the Lido Deck.  I had a hamburger and Bonnie had tacos – she’s been wasting away for some Mexican food, and there was a self-serve, make your own, bar.  With the noro virus on board earlier they weren’t able to have something like this, but since we’ve all been washing our hands and being well they were able to put it out.  She pronounced the salsa and the cheese dip excellent.  But I am stealing her thunder.  I just know she enjoyed it.

We’ve been eating a lot on the Lido because ever since the earlier dibunction, my beloved wife hasn’t been able to eat and really enjoy it.  The Lido gives us the opportunity to sit alone and eat smaller amounts, and if we don’t like something, no one is watching us.  So it has been a comfortable situation.  We were back in the dining room tonight and at a table where we’ve been before.  There are two women with more food allergies than you can shake the proverbial stick at who have reserved their seats at that table so they can order nightly for the day after.

Well, I am rambling, and Bonnie just said, “I didn’t do anything today,” so I will wrap this up for both of us sending hugs and kisses.

TTFN

Monday, November 27, 2017

NOT THIS GIN JOINT

November 27, 2017

Speaking about Ilsa, Rick says, “Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to walk  into mine!”

When we booked this trip, one of the things I wanted to see was Rick’s Café American in Casablanca.  Now I know that none of the movie was filmed in Morocco – it was all done on a studio sound set.  But still, some enterprising folks came up with the idea of making Rick’s a tourist trap and I wanted to see it.  That is, until we went to the shore talk for Casablanca and listened to all of the warnings.

Shorts must cover your knees.  Shirts must cover your shoulders.  No t-shirts, only polo/golf style shirts.  No touching.  No acts of affection.  No breathing (that one I made up – almost – we are sitting in a working dock and there is lime being loaded, and blowing towards the ship, and some powdery brown stuff being loaded and blowing towards the ship).

If you ask a taxi driver to take you some place and he says, “That is closed, but I know a good place,” he’s lying.

When the shuttle bus stops (and you must take a shuttle bus – we are on the hind end of a very busy working port) the locals will already be pressing their faces to the windows offering their wares for sale.

And listening to table conversation of con men, pick pockets, and other swindlers, we said, “No thanks!”  I’ve traveled with a con man and a swindler (those of you who spent 10 years growing up on Cap Chat Street know what I mean).  I’ve been bamboozled by fast talking, fast dealing currency cheats in the Samara Rynok.  That’s enough.

So we will play cards.  And I bought a set of double sixes dominos yesterday for 75 cents, and we’ll thrown in a few games of the bones.  Plus reading, napping, and a very interesting sounding supper tonight on the Lido Deck featuring Mediterranean food specialities.

And the ship’s entertainment tonight at 8 and 10 is the movie “Casablanca.”  “Play it Sam.  If she can take it, so can I!”

Rick did not say, “Play it again Sam.”

TTFN

We just got back from popcorn and a movie. Wow. It was as good as I remembered. Great evening.

The day was lazy and I got 2 miles walking in and lots of crocheting. I sat on the Lido deck for most of the morning watching out over the dock and the city in the distance. The haze and stuff hanging in the sky at times would be so thick you could barely see the dock. I heard one lady say she rode the shuttle into the town and didn’t get off because it was too difficult to breathe.

We enjoyed our day. Then, there was supper. A Mediterranean fare. Well, there were pastas, chicken, vegetables and even goat. Yes I said goat. No we did not try it. There was a delicious Moroccan mousse, that was a very dark chocolate, I did have it. I would have liked to have visited the city but there were too many negative vibes. Maybe another time.

Then, we went to the movies.  Front row seats in the balcony and popcorn to boot. Not real good popcorn but popcorn none the less. And they had the air on high tonight. I got your Dad his blanket. It was great.

Well, tomorrow we are at sea and your Dad has a talk at 11 am. Then, we will be in Madeira the next day before we begin our journey across the ocean. Making one final stop in Half Moon Cay, the private island. Then, Ft Lauderdale. All to short.

Miss you all but this has been a really good cruise. Love you. Has anyone got a post card yet from Athens?

Mom, Granny, Bonnie

Sunday, November 26, 2017

SO CLOSE, AND YET SO FAR. NOT.

November 26, 2017

We marvel at how something we searched so diligently for and struggled to find was actually so close to us.  Hmmm.  I think that will preach.

This is our third trip to Cadiz, and on each of our first two trips we searched for the Camera Obscura.

On our first trip we rode the hop on hop off bus to the Cathedral of Cadiz, and after visiting the cathedral, wandered around looking for the CO.  We finally stopped at an information booth where a woman said, “Go up to the next corner, turn right, go to the big square, turn left, follow the yellow brick road, and you can’t miss it!”  Well, she was wrong.  We missed it.

On our second trip we rode the hop on hop off bus to the Cathedral of Cadiz, and after visiting the cathedral, wandered around looking for the CO.  This time we were armed with a map and finally found it.  As I blogged at the time, it was well worth the effort (if you want to relive those exciting days of yesteryear – with the Lone Ranger and his faithful Indian companion Tonto – oh never mind, just read the blog from October).

Anyway, on those two earlier occasions, the bus took a route that, we realized today, actually went away from the Cathedral and the CO.  This morning, being Sunday, many of the shops and stores were closed when we went off early.  So, we walked across the street – the ship was parked parallel to the main thoroughfare and less than a hundred yards from said thoroughfare (speaking of 100 yards, how ‘bout dem Auburn Tigers!  Rolled Tide!!).  Within 15 minutes we were at the Cathedral, and Bonnie said, “Do you realize the CO is just over there?” 

We had a good laugh over that and continued to walk around downtown Cadiz, shopping in and out of stores, exploring once again the flea market that sets up, literally, around the block. 

Our flea market goal today was to find a novel in English.  We saw a Spanish copy of Ken Follett’s “Pillars of the Earth” (The small boys came early to the hanging).  I would have bought it just for the collector’s value of it, but the frazzling thing was three inches thick and weighed two pounds, and with all of the souvenirs we have not bought on this trip, our luggage would have been overweight for Delta 1420. 

We walked by the shop where I bought my European man purse (I haven’t told you about that and I’m not going to – certain of my offspring would enjoy the tale too much).  I saw a kitchen sink, a roll of duck tape, several varieties of unmentionables (so I won’t), rusty tools (sorry, Mac, same weight concern), three 8-track tapes (Cub Scouts honor), a box of power cords for a variety of extinct electronic devices, and the list could go on, but we came to the conclusion of the flea market and reveal there was not a single book written in English.  Are you surprised?

We stopped in a gelatto store and sampled the offerings, each of us getting a two-flavor small cone.  We met up with a lady with whom we ate supper the first night of the cruise – she was buying an Octopus Hat.  Well, actually it was a straw hat that featured a hand-painted octopus.  When I raised my eyebrow at her selection, she said, “It’s because I have been eating octopus this entire cruise.”  So.  There you go.

Back out in the square from whence we started our quest, which was empty of vendors at the time we first entered it, and now full, we browsed through.  My Mom, Skinny Granny (for those of you my readers who never met her) had a way of working my Dad to get him to buy something for her.  She would pick it up, examine it closely, and then say, “I don’t really need this, do I, darling?”  And Dad would reply, “Get it if you like it.”  It worked every time.  Bonnie has her version of the trick.  She will pick something up, admire it, turn it over, examine it closely, and then say, “I don’t need this.”  And I buy it for her.  It works every time.  Today’s object under consideration was a necklace with thin leather straps, silver ornaments on one side, and a beautiful, white (people?) oval-shaped stone as its pendant.

Back on board we had cream of broccoli soup and then enjoyed our afternoon nap. 

As I write this it is about 11 a.m. Augusta time.  I am not sure of the Steelers starting time, but for all you Yinzers out there: “Here we go Steelers!  Here we go!”

Oh, and we set our clocks back an hour tonight, so we are only 5 hours ahead of you.

And thus endeth my writing for today.

TTFN

Well, what a nice day. It was not hot but just needed a sweater.

We really felt dumb. We walked off the ship and out into the square. We expected everything to be closed but we found a lot of shops open. We walked out of the square and up a street and found a church we hadn’t seen before. It was beautiful inside. We proceeded up and found a street we recognized as the one we had gotten off the bus in October when we had found the camera. There was the Roman theater which is never open and there was the big church we had been into one Easter Palm Sunday. We could hardly believe it. We hadn’t walked a half of a mile and there was the street that led to the flea market and the camera. We walked and shopped . It was fun. The flea market is just like an old fashioned one. There was all kinds of stuff. I found a little store that had yarn! Yes I bought a skein. We also bought a tiny light up Christmas tree to add to our decorations in our room. I know it was made in China but it is really cute and only cost 1.50 euros. We bought a few other odds and ends. We walked for a couple of hours a total of 1.8 miles today and came back to the ship.
Your Dad bought a can of Pringles.

We were in time to have a bowl of soup for lunch. It was cream of broccoli today. There was a lemon mousse for dessert. Then back to the room for our nap.

Supper was nice. We had a great seat in the window and got to watch the ship leave port. We were supposed to leave about 6 but it was closer to 6:30 because the large German Mein Schiff ship left first. It was fun watching it maneuver out and then it was our turn. We saw the pilot ship come along and pick up the pilot, though we didn’t get to see him get off.

Supper was a NY strip steak and a crab roll for appetizer. I had a devil’s food cake with mousse between the layers for dessert.

The show tonight was a violinist. WOW! He could play. He played the themes from Schlinder’s list, Fiddler on the Roof, and then Hey Jude, and the William Tell’s Overture to name a few.

We are back in our room and Dad is watching some football hoping to see the Steeler score. We are watching Buffalo Bills versus KC Chiefs. No score yet.

Well, I think maybe I will crochet for a while. We get into Casablanca at 6:30 am and are there till 8:30 pm. They have a tour to Mericash(?) that is 13 hours long including an 8 hour bus ride (4 there and 4 back) for $249.95!  Needless to say we didn’t buy that.

Tomorrow on board they are showing the movie “Casablanca” and we are going to go see it.  So cool.

Love you all,
Mom, Granny, Bonnie

Saturday, November 25, 2017

WALKED 4.2 MILES, SPENT LESS THAN 6 EUROS

November 25, 2017

If we come to Gibraltar again, I am going to try to arrange a taxi way ahead of time to meet us at the ship and take us to St. Michael’s Cave.  We are used to being bombarded, inundated, overwhelmed if you will, by taxi drivers trying to get us to do a tour with them.  Cheap, Mister.  First price, Mister, not last price.  What’s your price?  Today?  Not a single gypsy cab!  All of the cabs were 6 and 8 passenger vans, located only at the port and not one wanted to take two Georgians to St. Michael’s.  Well, phooey!

So we walked into the shopping area which is one very long street with shops on either side and a few streets cutting away left and right.  My main goal was to find a new book.  I brought one with us that is almost finished, and I hoped to be able to find a novel or something.  There is an antique shop that we have visited before, and we know they have used books, but no titles or authors that struck my fancy.  James Patterson, vampire stories, and other non-appealing stuff.  But we had a good walk and Bonnie bought some fancy chocolate for her evening’s enjoyment.

Back on board we had supper with a couple currently living in Phoenix, AZ.  They are going to do a cruise to Australia next year, and hope to be able to find another cruise coming back to the States.  They said they’d be willing to stay in Australia for up to two months to catch a ship coming home.  Sounds like fun.  And expensive, I’d guess.  We’d like to do a cruise to Australia, but the only one we’ve been offered so far was a crew cabin with bunk beds.  Pass.

Local talent was tonight’s entertainment.  A classical Spanish guitarist whose fingers moved faster than I could follow and played harmony and melody with only his right hand.  And he was followed by a troupe of flamenco dancers.  Ole!

Well, Bonnie’s turn.

TTFN

We didn’t dock until after one. All aboard is 10:30pm. Needless to say we are not out. It gets dark at about 5 pm and we went off about 1:30 and were back on board by 4:00. Not much doing today. The other David did a talk at 11 and there was bingo at 10. I went to both. Just to watch the bingo and listen to the talk, about U-boats and world war II.

We walked very long and I am really tired. I have not eaten my Gibralter chocolate. I haven’t finished my bar from Amy yet. Have been able to eat a little better. I had pizza for lunch but it wasn’t much.  Supper was spicy spaghetti, much better.

I have seen shows like the one from tonight when we went through the Panama Canal and I really don’t care much for them. The guitar was not to my liking and the dancing is just a lot of stomping and clapping and ole. Oh well.

We go to Cadiz tomorrow and it is Sunday. So a lot of stuff is closed. Then, the next day is Casablanca. I think we are not going to get off there. They say the street sellers are very aggressive and we arrive in a working port with nothing for tourist. You must take a shuttle for $5 American, one way, to go into town. Women and men must have there knees covered and shoulders covered. Men have to wear polo shirts, they can’t wear t shirts. There is no hand holding or physical displays allowed, or they are frowned on. It just doesn’t sound like some place I want to be.

Well, it is time to go to bed. Love you all.
Mom, Granny, Bonnie

FINALLY!

We have come back to the Rock!

Friday, November 24, 2017

NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG!

November 24, 2017

Ah!  A brisk day of shopping!  Go, go, go!  Spend, spend, spend!  Oh wait!  That’s y’all, not us.  There was a flyer a couple of days ago offering Black Friday sales in the shops on board, but if they had ‘em, we missed ‘em, and we actually looked.  I enjoy shopping when I can walk past all of the stores in 5 minutes, and know that none of them have anything that I want.  I’m so glad there is Amazon.com.

Anyway, it was a slow day at sea on the ms Veendam.  I did my Gibraltar talk today which I wrote a year and a half ago for a Carnival cruise, and my agent didn’t get word to the entertainment department that I would be on board.  So after we were on board and he said, “Oh!  There’s another speaker in here!” (memories) I had an extra day of rest and picked up the schedule at the next stop, Madeira, which will be my next talk on our next sea day, 3 stops hence.  Gibraltar tomorrow, Cadiz on Sunday, and Casablanca on Monday.  Of all the gin joints in all the world, she had to walk into mine!

Because we did not bring gala clothes this time, we did not attend supper in the dining room, but went to the Lido instead.  I had a steak cooked just for me, medium rare, and it was delicious.  Mom asked for one medium and got one which was cooked a few minutes earlier.  She said it was dry and made up for it with a liberal application of ketchup.  Chocolate ice cream for dessert for her, coffee ice cream for me.  And then a good show, combining two acts from earlier nights, and now back in Stateroom 321 to blog.  That’s about it for me.

Hereeeeee’s Bonnie!

TTFN

Let’s see, where to start.  Well, he got up bathed and dressed. I got up and dressed in my walking clothes. We headed for breakfast and I had some chocolate milk and a bacon sandwich. Two pieces of bread that I tore off the crust from and added some mustard. Then, we headed to the room where I picked up my headphones, kindle, sweater and winter hat. It was breezy outside and cold. It takes four laps around our deck 6 on the outside to reach a mile. I have walked 2.3 miles today.  Only a few people out walking this morning.

After completing my walk, I returned to the room and showered and washed my hair. It was raggedy looking after several days of wearing my hat all day. Then, I took my crocheting and headed to the theater for a port talk and then the other David’s talk on the Man Who Never Was from WWII.  Then we headed upstairs for lunch where I had a bowl of soup, cream of celery with ham (they must have had ham left from supper last night) and some saltines. I have promised myself a pizza tomorrow for lunch. We don’t get into port till about 1 pm, so we will eat lunch before going off. We don’t sail until 11pm.
Well, after lunch I headed to the theater for another port talk and then Dad’s talk.

After the talk we headed to the cabin for a nap. Then, dressing somewhat for supper headed to Lido and ate.

The show tonight was pretty good. The Tina Turner singer was better tonight and the magician who was more of a comedienne was also good. Well, he got me a can of ginger ale so I have had a drink a some saltines and I guess we will play some cards and head to bed.

Love you all. Hope you had some fun shopping.
Mom, Granny, Bonnie

Nanook of the North prepares for her morning walk


Thursday, November 23, 2017

CAGLIARI – THE “G” IS SILENT

November 23, 2017

What a great day!  It started out a bit nippy, but warmed up in the afternoon.  We went off ship and booked a ride around the city in a windowless tour bus.  They don’t have hop on hop off here.  12 euros each for an hour or so ride.  Beautiful island.  Beautiful city.

There was only one stop where we could get out and take pictures and it was on top of an acropolis where there are beautiful gardens, and on one side you can see the sea and on the other side the town.  The only part of the tour I thought could have been better (other than the temperature – even Mom was a little cold) was the narration.  Great voice, but I know there was more going on throughout the history of Sardinia than the little bit he told us.  Long stretches of nothing but music when he could have been regailing us.  It was funny, at one point in the narration, the narrator cleared his throat.  I would have thought they would have cleared up the tape and edited that out.  Many people caught it and laughed.

We got off the bus in town and wandered around. We were going to climb 100 steps up to an old fortress with a museum, but got waylaid along the way, and are we glad we did.

Mom saw a sign with the picture of Sherlock Holmes and his address 221B Baker Street and dates from now until January.  We thought it was a play.  But the door was open below the sign and there were stairs that led down and there were more signs.  We went down to a desk where there were two ladies who spoke as little English as we speak Sardinian, but we communicated. 

There is a free exhibition of Sherlock Holmes memorabilia and an art showing by as  local artist Nel Segno di Calep.  And what a fantastic exhibit and show!  We spent at least an hour, maybe longer looking at everything.  Calep has done a Western comic book, in Italian.  His main character is Tex.  There were original drawings he had done, plus the colorized versions, vintage covers of some of the magazines, plus he did some work with some old comic favorites of ours: Prince Valiant, Mandrake the Magician, and the Phantom. 

The Sherlock material was incredible.  Old movie posters.  Old books.  Old playbills.  There was one playbill featuring William Gillette as Holmes (1883, I think).  The JAMM kids may have been too young to remember, but Gillette had a castle in Connecticut that we visited once – built by his Holmes stage career.  One of the pictures I sent you was a mosaic of Holmes actors over the years.  Leonard Nimoy is obvious in one.  Brent Spiner as Holmes in an episode of Next Generation was in another part I did not send you.  But I must have taken 100 pictures.  There was a Holmes game.  A Mickey Mouse version – in Italian, I think.  And on and on.

Back out on the street we stopped at a news stand and lo and behold there was a current Tex comic in full color with 5 complete stories.  Can’t understand a word, but the art work is great.

We walked to the end of the square and I photographed some great old buildings.  In one of them was a barber shop, and not wanting to pay $35 on ship, I considered going in, but kept the fluffy look for now.  We shopped in and out of stores and found a fantastic sweet shop.  Mom got two doughnut-like confections that were yeast donuts and lightly sugared.  I got two helpings of a candy that was very finely sliced orange peels, sugared and served with nuts.  Delicious!

And Mom bought a softie!  A donkey.  And a new blouse.  No souvenirs!

Okay, it’s her turn.

TTFN

Up at 7. Breakfast wasn’t much. Still don’t feel much like eating. Tough to be cruising and not able to eat. After breakfast we got our stuff and headed off. We were going to ride the shuttle into town but found the little open air tour that took you around the town and opted for that. We saw a large water sanctuary where the flamingos come to nest. There are some that stay all year long and they were there. Mostly standing on one leg and sleeping. There were also old salt flats where they used to produce salt.

After the tour dropped us down town and we visited the fantastic Sherlock Holmes exhibit. Couldn’t read most of the stuff about the cowboy writer and artist but most of the stuff about Sherlock was in English. Great stuff.

As we walked up towards where the steps were for the old town we passed lots of shops. The first shop we went in had the cutest stuffed donkey, he has a scarf and is so soft. He is coming home with me. He will join turtle in the bed tonight. Then we stopped in a shop where I know everything in it was made in China but it had a soccer ball from Cagliari and I bought it for Tate. It is not blown up so it will be easy to bring home. Then, we visited the magazine kiosks and continued up to find the steps. But we decided we had gone far enough  so took some pictures and headed back down to where the shuttle was to be. We walked down the other side of the street so we could see the shops on the other side.  Passed a small shop that had sweets in the window and couldn’t resist. It was lunchtime and the Lido would be closed we  got back so we splurged. Stopped into to look at some pretty sweaters and they had a nice short sleeve top on sale and I bought to wear under the new blue sweater I had bought. Then, it was on down the hill.

This city is like Rome in that there are street venders all up and down the street. They spread a sheet on the ground or set up a table and show their wares. Mostly pocketbooks, small electronic stuff, lots of spinners, magnets, etc.  They display this stuff right on the side walk in front of the really classy store. I bet those stores hate it.

I had seen a church on this side of the street as we had walked down the other side and when we came to the large glass doors into a courtyard outside the church we went inside. This is an extremely old church. It is very much in disrepair and in the midst of being redone. But it still had some of the most beautiful statues and pictures inside. They had a huge pipe organ. It was the church of St Agostino. Your Dad bought a miniature nativity scene to set out in our room. We were going to put up our little Christmas tree but I hated to unwrap all the little pieces because of having to repack it.

Well, we found the shuttle and rode back to the ship. We stopped at the booth where we had bought the tour ride to tell the lady we had really enjoyed the tour. Then, onto the ship and up to the lido for lunch. He got a hamburger and I had a hotdog. It was okay. Then, back to the room where I napped.  Our second batch of laundry had been returned and we had it to put away. They keep bleaching my underwear and now it is all gray. Oh my!

Supper tonight featured Thanksgiving turkey or ham. I had the turkey and Dad had the ham. It included cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie. I ate a little of it. We had to wait till almost 7 before we could get a table tonight. Everybody was going to the dining room because of the Thanksgiving meal. We had a table for 2 tonight. That was okay. We enjoyed it.

The show tonight was a comedian/magician that we have seen before and your Dad didn’t really care about seeing him so we came back to the room. He has a talk tomorrow on Gibraltar at 2. I will finally get some crocheting done and get to walk around the deck after breakfast while he studies. We only walked 1.4 miles today.

Well, it is late and time for bed.

Love you all miss you all. Happy Thanksgiving.
Mom, Granny, Bonnie

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

A DAY IN SICILY, NO MAFIA SIGHTED

November 22, 2017

Once we were up and showered and getting ready to head up to the Lido for breakfast, I asked my beloved if she knew what happened on this day in 1963.  She said, “Yes, What’s His Name was shot.”  They had ETV in Hagerstown schools.  We had Principal Johns coming on the PA System to tell us.  I was in typing class.  I wonder what our world would be like if JFK had lived.  I read once that he was on the verge of pulling out of Vietnam although he had been accelerating for a time.

Once again we hopped on, rode around the city of Palermo and then rode back around and hopped off at the Cathedral of Palermo.  It was started in the 12th century when Normans from France invaded the island.  It was an interesting time in Sicily’s history, but one which I had to bump from my talk because of time constraints.  The island was invaded 13 times and I don’t think that counts the Allies on July 9, 1943. But having seen the Cathedral (and now you’ve seen some pictures) and read the story, detail of its building and rebuilding and reconstruction, if I do the talk again, I will make way for it.  I bought two books for a total of 6 euros, one written by the parish priest (it is an active church).  You may read them when we are back at 233.

When we started off on this cruise, She Who Must Be Obeyed said, “We are buying no souvenirs this time.”  I agreed.  Books aren’t souvenirs, right?  And she bought the sweater I told you about in Rhodes, and a new spoon holder for the kitchen stove today.  No souvenirs, right?  Baloney!  We are spending our children’s inheritance (sorry kids!).  You can divy up the books and the spoon holder and share the sweater.

We were back in the dining room tonight feeling like normal people after three days of the yucks and general malaise.  I dived into the lobster-asparagus quiche and the beef stroganoff.  Bonnie had cheddar cheese soup and chou-chee, a pork with sauerkraut dish.  Both meals were tasty.  And strawberry Sundae’s for two.

A great show, “Heat,” by the singers and dancers tonight and now we are back in the room blogging with a game of rummy to follow.  The score is tied at two games.  Sardinia tomorrow and then a day at sea when I’ll do my Gibraltar talk before we land in Gibraltar (I thought that was good timing).  St. Michael’s Caverns are on the Rock and we are going to see if we can find a taxi to take us there.

Well, Happy Thanksgiving to all!  Sorry there will be no noodles tomorrow.  Neither here nor there.

TTFN

Sorry I didn’t write last night. Just a few comments about yesterday. We walked 3.3 miles, got to see a real cannon fire and we had gelato. Great gelato store you got a cone in  which they made the gelato in the shape of a flower with petals and all with what ever flavors you wanted. I had amarano and chocolate. Dad made a video of them making his. Expensive 7.20 euro for the two cones. And there was a bookstore and magazine shop and I got 3 new arrowwords puzzle books. One is pictures arrowwords, one is just arrowwords and one is a UK puzzle book that has some of them in it. Great find. Only 12 euros.

Well, on to today. We are both feeling better. Still am not quite up to eating regular. Saltine crackers have been my nighttime snack. Trying to drink a lot of water, eat light and wash our hands about 20 or more times a day!

We only walked 1.8 miles today. This town of Palermo is really not labeled well for tourists. We got on the hop on hop off bus which they had brought down to the port and had 25% off the tickets, 15 euros each. You could ride their 2 lines, the red and blue, for the one price. The bad thing was they didn’t bring you back to where they picked us up. They dropped us at the end up at their regular stop 1. Fortunately it was located so we could see our ship and where the port was. It was about a 15 minute walk to the port. The entrance into the port to get back in the ship wasn’t marked at all. But we managed to find it, kind of watching other people as they wandered around, too. Well, back to the bus ride. It was only a bout an hour long. We rode around the first time on the red line in the old part of town to decide what we wanted to hop off and see. We finally decided we would get off at stop 8. Well, when we got at the end of ride one back of their starting place we asked if we stayed on the bus we were on to ride the redline again. I told your Dad the lady said we were now on the blue bus, he said no red. Guess what I was right! So before the bus took off we got told the lady we wanted to do the red again, as did several other people on with us, so she took us across the street to another bus. So off we go. Got on the red busline and rode  to stop 8 and hopped off. Great church. It cost 2 euros, for old people, to view the crypts, treasury and royal tombs. We didn’t go to the roof, it cost some more, because it was 100 steps up and then back down. It cost .50 euros each to use the W.C., that is potties for all you Americans.  Yes we did. They were in the church behind an altar on the side. Very small.

After leaving the church we did some shopping, yes I bought a very expensive spoon rest made in Sicilia. He bought 2 books and we bought a few other things. Then, we had time and there was a shop selling sweet rolls, drinks and pizza. We each got a piece of cheese Sicilian pizza, thick crust, for 2 euros and a diet coke, for 1.50euros.
Pizza was okay. I like thin crust.  Then, we had to wait for a bus back to the port area. It was about a 30 minute wait. It had started to get cooler and the ride back was cooler. We had a good time and enjoyed seeing everything.

I don’t think I will ever complain about GA drivers again. These people are crazy. There are no lanes marked on the streets. So sometimes they will drive 2 across or 3 or 4. The streets are almost all one way. They park of one side ,bumper to bumper, and double park everywhere. They just park the car and get out. Sometimes they will put the four ways on, sometimes they don’t. Then there are the scooters and motorcycles. They make their own lanes and weave in and out of the cars. Around the cars and buses everywhere. The cars, buses and scooters pretty much don’t stop for pedestrians and there are not many crossing lights. So be careful!! They really ignore stop signs and if the traffic is backed up at an intersection and it turns red they just keep going blocking the road so the other direction can’t go. Crazy.

We made it back to the ship safely and were on board by 2:30. Of course the dining room was closed so we just had some water and some ice cream. Rested some and then dressed and went to dinner.

Now my tale is done and we will play some cards. Love and miss you.
Mom, Granny and Bonnie  

Pictures from the Cathedral of Palermo

In the crypt of Palermo Cathedral. Is name is Joe Paterno. Someone tell Chris Kersey.

To the Altar

Outside the Cathedral of Palermo

The street runs under the arch.

The Cathedral dome.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

TOTALED TINA

November 21, 2017

Tonight’s entertainer was a Tina Turner tribute act called “Totally Tina” (not the way I spelled it).  Bonnie didn’t care for it because the artist did all of the shimmeys and shakes and facial expressions Ms. Turner does, and she just wanted the music.  I liked her rendition of “Proud Mary” and “Golden Eye.”  There was another one, but I’ve forgotten it already.  Tomorrow’s show features the Veendam Singers and Dancers.  We are looking forward to their show.  They are always our favorites.

This morning my beloved wife woke me at 6:30 and said, “Get up!  It’s 7:30!”  She does not set her watch on ship’s time, but keeps it on Augusta time and then adds the correct number of hours.  Today she was one short.  Oh well.  We went to breakfast and then went out into Malta again.  Up the elevator again and this time out into town. 

A couple beside us at breakfast told us about two places not to miss and told us they were easily found.  Maybe by them, but not by us.  We saw two churches, neither of them the ones we were to see – the Cathedral of St. John the Baptist.  One of the two we saw was sponsored by Queen Victoria.  I have no idea how far we walked to see it, but we were at the top of a very steep hill and the church was on the other side.  A long way down.  And a long way back up.  We made it, but went back a different way, on more level ground.

If you like ancient weapons, you would like the armory in the Grand Master’s Palace.  Holy cow!  I lost count of the number of pieces of armor, number of spears, number of cannons, number of rifles, and the number of other instruments of war and mayhem.  There were big ones and little ones.  Long ones and short ones.  Speaking of long ones, there was a flint lock rifle that was probably twice as long as the one Davy Crockett used, but it was to launch a missile, not a rifle ball.  The fanciest suit of armor beloved to one of the Grand Master’s (they were the leaders of the Knights of St. John who eventually began to think they were kings).  That armor was covered in ornaments of silver and gold.  He probably didn’t wear it into battle.

The Cathedral of St. John the Baptist (the Grand Master’s Palace and this cathedral were the ones we were to find, and find them we did) is one of the most ornate churches I have ever been in.  Gold leaf covered almost every square inch of the walls.  There were eight small chapels, plus the main altar.  And they still have church in that building.

At noon we went back to the spot we found yesterday where they fire a noon cannon signal, but we got there too late to get a spot to actually see the cannon.  It is a ceremony that dates back to the time when the explosion was used to set time pieces to the correct hour. Today it is totally ceremonial and no cannon ball is launched, just a boom and smoke, but impressive.

We went to dinner on the Lido Deck again tonight.  I had chicken corn soup – very good – and chicken pot pie – very dry.  Bonnie had spaghetti again.  Tonight they had the smaller noodles that she likes.  And we split a raspberry dessert and a chocolate dessert that my beloved said was chocolate cheese cake.  It was chocolate something, but not my favorite.

Well, she’s tired, so that’s it for tonight.

TTFN

Monday, November 20, 2017

MALTA ON THE HOP ON HOP OFF BUS

November 20, 2017

Today we paid one euro each to ride a very tall elevator to the top of the city where we could look out at the Grand Harbor.  With all due respect, that took about 20 minutes.  We did see a gun emplacement and wanted to get a close up picture for Mac, but the only door to them was closed.  And they do a noon shooting of the cannons.  Maybe tomorrow (since we are here overnight).

Back down the elevator to the hop on hop off bus.  Only 10 euros a piece this time, the cheapest one so far.  We rode around for 3 hours, and that only covered one bus route.  With sore bottoms and ears that were tired of listening to the loud mouth woman beside of us, we got off back at the ship. 

Malta is an interesting island.  All of the buildings are cream colored.  There are several quarries on the island and all of the construction is made of it.  The voice on the bus said they are opening no more quarries because there is no more free land to build houses or other buildings.

There are a lot of small garden patches (and some not so small – we saw one pretty big vineyard).  They are all divided by rock walls to keep the soil from washing into the Mediterranean.  It is a very old method, going back to prehistory.

Tomorrow we are going to the Information booth at the end of the quay and see if there are things to see other than the Grand Harbor once you ride up the very tall elevator.  Then it’s off to Palermo, Sicily, then Cagliari, Sardinia before I have a talk on Gibraltar, the day at sea before we get to the Rock.  Finally.

Well, my cruise partner has been taking notes the last couple of days she hasn’t felt like writing, so I will turn the keyboard over to her.

TTFN

Oh I have a tale to tell.

Let’s start at 12:01am Saturday morning and on through to Monday morning at 7:30 am. Just after midnight diarrhea followed by vomiting at about 2 or 3 am. You don’t want to know. For the next 24 hours between visits to the potty I slept, literally 20 hours out of 24. I did not get out of the bed except to go potty again. I ate nothing- except drink water and ginger ale. We were in a port in Crete. It was rainy and ugly outside. We put out the do not disturb sign so our steward never came into the room. David only left on Saturday to go get something to eat and bring me back more water and ginger ale. Sunday morning was his first talk at 11am. We ordered breakfast in the room hoping maybe I could eat some dry toast and some cranberry juice (which I did). During the late evening on Saturday he started to feel bad and by morning neither of us ate. He was able to go do his talk and I had taken a bath so I left the room to sit on the deck so the steward could clean the room. It was a cold and bumpy day on the sea on Saturday night and Sunday. After his talk we went up to the Lido deck to eat. We had some chicken noodle soup. We each ate about a half a cup of broth. Back to the room and he was getting worse but no vomiting.  At about 7pm Sunday night it was “gala attire” evening, we weren’t feeling “gala” we went to lido in hopes of more soup or mashed potatoes maybe. But the chicken soup had orzo in it and the only potatoes were twice baked. I ate a half a potato and he ate some broth off the soup. We looked into the shops for some Pepto or something but there was nothing.
So we returned to our room where is was in bed by 8:00 and I soon followed. I slept till 2:30 Monday morning and then off and on till 7:30. He slept straight through except for potty breaks.

We showered and went to the Lido for some “breakfast”. I had toast and cranberry juice. We then went ashore and had a nice day. We stopped at the pharmacy on the way back and got 2 boxes of imodium, 6 euros for a box of 6 tablets. Expensive stuff. Getting back to the ship we again tried to eat something. I had some mashed potatoes and he had split pea soup, yuck. We got some more ginger ale headed to the room for a nap and some drugs.

While out in the town we did a little shopping after our bus ride. I got a piece of Medini glassware. The glassware is made on the island of Malta. It is a miniature Christmas tree about 8 inches tall. It is very pretty. We got a few other little things.

After the nap, he worked on his Gibraltar till about 6. Then, we went up to Lido to try and find something to eat. I wanted soup but no such luck. I got some spaghetti, living dangerously, and some ice water.  He got some too. We will see how this goes. Well, tomorrow we are still here so we will venture out again. Maybe we can find a cheaper pharmacy.

Love you all, Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Saturday, November 18, 2017

NOTHIN’ MUCH DOIN’ HERE TODAY

November 18, 2017

Bonnie is feeling better this evening.  The aforementioned symptoms have subsided.  She is still droopy and has eaten nothing today, but her nurse has been continually urging her to drink.  Her beverage of choice today has been Ginger Ale.  In between swigs and swallows she has napped frequently.  I put out a room service menu for breakfast tomorrow – she is going to try some toast (I looked for jello today, but there was none). 

I ate 3 square meals in the Lido today, and spent the rest of my time here in Stateroom 321. 

When I wasn’t eating or nursing I was rehearsing my first talk for tomorrow on Sicily.  I have cut it twice, but it is still too long.  I’m going to attack it one more time after posting this blog and see where it is.

We set our clocks back tonight one hour, so tomorrow we will only be 6 hours ahead of you.

Looking for better news tomorrow.  Or as Bill Burns used to say on KDKA, “Good night.  Good luck.  And good news tomorrow.”

TTFN

Friday, November 17, 2017

YES WE HAVE NO GYROS

November 17, 2017

A great day ashore in Rhodes, home of the long gone Colossus of Rhodes.  But the medieval town largely survives.  There are the old city fortress walls, a castle, a hospital from the 16th century, and more.  Oh yeah, and lots of souvenir shops.  Mom bought herself a great sweater.  I will let her tell you about it, but I heartily approved.

I don’t think we have ever set down at an eatery ashore before today.  We may have grabbed a soft drink or a snack, but we planned at lunch to have a real Greek gyro.  We picked out a restaurant, sat down, looked at the menu, decided on a chicken gyro, since this particular establishment did not have lamb on the menu (strange I know – even the gyro shop in the Augusta Mall features gyro that is 1/4 lamb).  Anyway, we told the waiter we wanted to share a chicken gyro.  He apologized and said they were out of chicken gyros.  We said, okay, we’ll take the pork gyro.  He said, okay, and then said, I am sorry we are out of pork gyros.  He made another offer, but we declined.  So yes, we have no gyros.  We have no gyros today.  Disappointing.

Another good dinner table tonight.  A couple from the Upper Michigan Peninsula and the other couple from Detroit.  Good conversation with no one trying to outdo the table with all the their cruises and places they’ve seen.  I had the short ribs (as opposed to long ribs?) and blue berry sundae for dessert – which I dribbled down the front of a brand new, first time worn, shirt.  Slobbo Bobbo!

Tomorrow we are going ashore on Crete, and another historic city.  We can’t walk into town on this one like we did today, but the cruise director said there are taxis and local buses to take us.  The captain said there was an 80% chance of rain tomorrow, so we may stay on board anyway.  Tune in to tomorrow’s blog to see.

Well, Bonnie has a great souvenir to tell you about, so I will turn the keyboard over to her.

TTFN

Well, we slept in today. I woke up at 7:50 and woke him at a little after 8 because we needed to bathe and have breakfast before getting off. While we were getting ready I was looking at my key card and I noticed that it expired on11/23/17. That is not good. We aren’t getting off until 12/8/17. So after breakfast we headed to the guest relations to inquire. They didn’t have me as getting on to start with and now I was getting off in a week. Well, the young man who started to help us was very rude to me and it upset me, so I walked away and let your Dad deal with it. They fixed both of my cards and now I can stay on till 12/8/17.

We then headed to the room got our going off stuff and headed to the gangway which was on deck 3. We walked off, got a map and headed for the old city and our walk around. We walked a total of 2.7 miles today. We toured a castle and a museum.  They were both very large stone buildings, with many rooms and several floors. As we were leaving the museum Dad asked what the building had been previously used for. The lady said it had been a hospital. The lower rooms were private rooms if you had enough money to pay for it and the rooms on the upper floor were the wards. After walking the cobble streets, seeing many cats wandering around today, no dogs, the dogs were in Athens, we were headed out of the town when we passed a store that had hundreds of beautiful sweaters, They were hand made by the man in the shop. They were hand knitted by him and made of 100% cotton thread. Absolutely beautiful. Well, I bought a dark blue, long sleeve sweater. Didn’t ask the price till we paid and it was 48 euros. But it was well worth the price. You need to wear a blouse or camisole under it because the weave is an open pattern. I had brought a black short sleeve blouse with me that I wore under the sweater this evening so I could wear it for supper. 

Your Dad’s purchase, guess, wait for it, a book. We headed back to the ship and went to the Lido deck for a salad. And of course ice cream. I had orange sherbert, mint chocolate chip and Neapolitan. He had strawberry. Then, back to the room for a nap and then off to supper.

The show tonight was a Mime. He was very entertaining. Never seen a show like this before. He started out as an ostrich hatching from an egg.  I guess you had to be there.

We are in the cabin and will go to bed soon. Oh, by the way the captain said the norovirus was improving only 4 new cases today and only a total of 13 people who are ill. Yeah. Wash those hands!!

Love, Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Thursday, November 16, 2017

ON BOARD AND UNDERWAY

November 16, 2017

Well, I told you earlier about adventure getting on board.  Trying times when you are world travelers.  But it is the start of 22 days cruising, and we are excited.

Our first stop tomorrow is Rhodes, Greece.  You’ve heard of the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World – a big statute that guarded the harbor.  Well, it’s gone. A hurricane or a war or something, but our cruise director told us we are docking very close to the old town, one of the best preserved medieval villages in Europe, so there will be a lot to see.

Speaking of cruise directors, we know her, and she us!  We were together on our last cruise on the Koningsdam.  She was just promoted to cruise director (from assistant) after only 2.5 months with Holland America.  She was excited to see us and we offered her hearty congratulations!

On a down note, they have had 26 cases of norovirus on board, but the Captain said they were over the hump and it was getting better.  Glad we got on when it was getting better.  We’ve done a plague ship before and while we were, thankfully, well, it’s not much fun.  Wash your hands.  Don’t touch anything.

We are right now 7 hours ahead of you, but as with our last cruise, we will go back an hour until we reach Florida time.  Speaking of time, my talks will be at 11 and 2, alternating days with David Russell (who was also on the Koningsdam).

Well, it’s time to play a few hands of Rummy and try to recover my honor which was crushed out last time out.  I don’t know if I told you, but I have recovered enough to admit that I was crushed 4 games to 8, but this is a new day and a new cruise, and she’s going down!

Talk to you tomorrow.
TTFN

Yes I am supposed to be on board even though they didn’t know it!! It is really stressful to be in a place where no one talks your language trying to explain you are supposed to be getting on the ship. Oh such is the life of a cruise talker’s wife.

Lunch was a salad. We came back to the room unpacked, stowed the suitcases and I proceeded to take a nap. Then, it is up dress for supper and head to deck 7 and the dining room. Nice table two older single ladies, a couple from Canada near the border of Seattle. Supper was ribeyes and they were really good. Green beans and potatoes. Tomato soup for appetizer and butterscotch sundae for dessert. The show was quite good, 2 guys from South America who played all kinds of drums, pipes, guitars, and even the bag pipes. Very good show. They were called Duo Yalba.

Well, pills are taken, pajamas are on and we are going to start the card match. Love you all.

Mom, Granny and Bonnie

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

BAKLAVA AND GREEK COFFEE

November 15, 2017

We set our alarm for 6 a.m. so we could get breakfast here at the Piraeus Port Hotel, and then join the CitySightseeing Bus (otherwise known as the Hop On Hop Off Bus) to go to the Acropolis and the Parthenon and then tour Athens. Breakfast was good, but as Skinny Pappy might have said, “Nothing X-tree.”

The desk clerk gave very good directions and we found the bus with no difficulty, walking about 20 minutes to the stop where he said we could join it.  There was a bus parked across the street, and we walked over to ask the driver when one would come in our direction.  He said it would take more than 30 minutes, but since he was going to the first stop – at the cruise terminal, where we will be tomorrow – he would take us.  We didn’t know it at the time, but that would be the first of two buses we would have all to ourselves.

Exploring the Acropolis and the Parthenon was on my bucket list before I knew what a bucket list was.  Sometimes you wait for something to happen and it is less than you expected, but today I was not disappointed.  We bought tickets and explored for about two hours.  It is immense and we could have spent more time, but I also wanted to see the new Acropolis Museum.  The exhibits cover three floors, but the first exhibit is outside of the museum.  Walking up to a young man to ask a question, I looked down and through the glass floor you could see ancient ruins.  He said, “Mysterious city,” and then explained it was part of old Athens.  It is kind of unnerving walking on glass floors (is it bad to throw stones if you have glass floors and not a whole glass house?).

The neatest part of today’s adventure was the CitySightseeing hostess at the Parthenon, Evdokia Zkeri, a fantastic lady who really took care of us.

We had taken the green line to get to the Parthenon and after exploring there and the Museum (both incredible) then we rode the red line around Athens. When we got back to the Parthenon drop off spot 90 minutes later, we learned that there was only one more bus coming for today and it would be an hour and 15 minutes. We shared our disappointment with Evdokia, and she said, “Let me see what I can do.”

She got on the phone and found a driver who was close and off duty. He brought his bus up and took just the two of us to our chosen spot to return to our hotel. Now that’s above and beyond! I wish I knew his name, too, because we had a bus all to ourselves going straight to out stop. Thanks to him to be willing to go out of his way for us. And thanks to Evdokia for taking the extra step to find him and take care of two tired tourists!

We were both ready for supper because other than breakfast I had an Atkins Bar and Bonnie had some M&Ms.  We went back to Refene, the restaurant where we had supper last night.  Tonight we had only one salad, an order of Feta Cheese Croquets and pork chops with French fries.  The chops were not like the ones we buy at Kroger or Walmart.  They were more like tenderized beef – thin, no bones.  We ate almost everything and washed it down with a large bottle of cold water.  Tonight our waitress brought us two pieces of baklava each (last night only one each) and I ordered a Greek coffee, semi-sweet.  It was served in a small demitasse cup, hot, sweet and delicious.  It was the best cup of coffee I think I’ve ever had.  The only thing that compares with it is a cup of espresso I had many years ago at a Georgian restaurant in Moldova.  Excellent!

I'm going to try to post some pictures at the end.

Well, there was more to the day including a stop in a Greek Orthodox Church where service was in progress and our trip to the post office, but I will turn the keyboard over to my traveling companion.



TTFN

He has finally found a way to limit my writing. He leaves the computer on so I have less than 30 minutes to write. Well, to say breakfast wasn’t much was an understatement. For 8 euros each we won’t go back tomorrow. We stopped at the church on our way to the bus stop. A very ornate church inside. They were having a service and one priest was doing the ceremonial stuff and two other guys were singing a capella. Beautiful voices . We didn’t understand anything but it was wonderful to watch.

Where the bus finally stated its trip was in the cruise dock and the rest of our fellow passengers were from a celebrity cruise ship that was in dock. We rode to the acropolis and had a great time walking around, 2.8 miles in all today. Before we went to the museum we stopped at the little souvenir stand to find a hat since we only brought a winter hat.  I got a beautiful hat of Greece. Really pretty but expensive. He got a hat about the Olympics.

The museum was great. The glass floors were a little unnerving. But I did okay. The bus ride around the city of Athens was fantastic. The city is huge. Cars and scooters everywhere. The scooters really drive very recklessly. The stores on the streets are very different from any city we have visited.  There was even one street that had a flea market all along the street in the stores. They had a square where every weekend a large flea market is set up. It was funny the tapped talk on the bus said it was mostly junk nobody wanted.

When we rode back to the stop to get off to return to our hotel it had started to rain. And we had no umbrellas. We kept under awnings and tried to stay dry. We came to the supermarket we had visited yesterday and we bought 2 small umbrellas for 6 euros and of course it stopped raining! Oh well, no we have 4 umbrellas in our luggage. While in the supermarket we bought some rolls with nutella stuffing for breakfast. We also got some juice and chocolate milk. About 3 euros. Well, I have tried to repack the suitcases for tomorrow.  We also found a post office and managed to make our self understood enough to buy stamps for our postcards. They actually had a machine where you took a number and waited for your number to be called to be waited on. Well, not long out of bed and off to the ship tomorrow. Hopefully they will know who we are!!

Love Mom, Granny and Bonnie




Our hotel is on the right

Hopped on

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

One Woman's Story

Well, he says I only have 30 minutes of battery so this is a condensed version. All in all a fair trip. The ride to JFK was good. From there on it was kind of down hill. Finding the gate in JFK was an adventure and we had to go through security for second time since leaving on our trip. It was a guy yelling all chargers electronics in a separate bin, take off coats, shoes, belts etc. Very crowded loud and noisy. We had to get new boarding passes at aeroflot checkin desk before we could even go through security. (We didn’t realize till we got to Greece they kept our luggage claim checks!) Finally at the gate there were people all around and two very loud noisy little boys running everywhere and Mom and Dad talking to them as they chased them. Not a good omen of what was to come.

After getting on the plane, 10 seats across, we were in the second section where there were about 100 seats. A large majority was occupied by a contingent of Jewish people with about 10 kids ranging in age from 6 weeks to 4 years and the 2 little boys from out in waiting area where there too, These children were all extremely unmannered , very loud, they did not cry they screeched like banshees, for 8 hours non stop. No sleep was had by us. Their parents were as poorly behaved and illmannered as the kids.

Arriving at Moscow we were glad to be rid of all of them. Again we were on a long jouney to our gate preceded by, you guessed it another security, even though we were in the same terminal. Imagine our surprise to see the same two little boys waitibg with us at our gate. Still running at top speed and Mom and dad chased them. These boys each had a pacifier in the mouth, one was about 4 and the other 2. Fortunately this time on the smaller plane they were at the rear and we were at the front.

Now thr adventure on this aeroflot flight, it is snowing and runways are snow covered and we have to wait an hour on board while our plane is deiced. It caused a back up in take off so we were on the ground about an hour before flying off.

Now comes the good part, all I have to say is OJ scores one and Bonnie scores none. The juice spilled all over my pants, shoes, sweater and tray. After cleaning it up with your dad’s hankie (which got put in the trash) and my pack of kleenex and some napkins I was so disturbed I did not eat the breakfast offered. The flight was about 4 hours and thankfull about 2 hours before landing I fell asleep. On landing again a trek to find our baggage (at this time remembering our baggage receipts were still in JFK) we kept going.

Headed to passoort control, got stamped after about 30 minute wait we found the baggage carasole and there along with 2 other lonely bags were ours going around and around. We happily retrieved them and headed out the door to find Stephanos with our name on a sign .