Wednesday, August 31, 2016

JUNEAU AND VICTORIA

Getting ready to ride the $33 Tramway.

We were Photo Bombed! Nice young lady -- from Ohio, I think.

One of our first talk assignments was on the Millennum.

Riding up the Mount Roberts Tramway.

Are we at the Ismailova?

Back on the Explorer of the Seas.

"Selfie" experts, we are not.

The main street in Skagway -- Broadway. And wooden sidewalks.

Great mural, representing Alaska history. First portrait is con-man Soapy Smith. Next scene over is Chilkoot Trail. Then Skagway (see pix above). Last picture is Skookum Jim who may have found the first gold on the Klondike River (if it wasn't him, it was his sister, or his nephew, or his brother-in-law -- the brother-in-law George Carmack got credit because he was a white man -- no natives allowed).

Posing with one of the trains. We will ride a different one from the same line, next week.
Another view in Tracy Arm Fjord.

Waterfall in Tracy Arm Fjord.

Victoria's flowers.

Incredible gardens.

Largest employer in Victoria? Landscape companies.

My flower. 48 years.

Posing in the narrowest street (32 inches wide) in Canada. Fan Tan Alley. In Chinatown.

The Traveling Sislers in Chinatown.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

TRACY ARM FJORD AND DAWES GLACIER





Those are not 4-wheeler tracks, but eroded soil blown down from the mountains.




Tight fit. Steady as she goes, Captain.

Friday, August 26, 2016

AN ANNIVERSARY ROLL ON THE FLOOR!

August 24, 2016


Now that the chorus of “I Just Threw Up In My Mouth” has subsided, I will let Bonnie tell it, because, technically, I wasn’t there.

The alarm went off, David turned it off and headed to the shower.  I rolled over because I knew I could get at least 30 minutes more sleep before he turned the water off.  No sooner had he closed the bathroom door than the phone rang: “Room service. May I bring your breakfast.” Early, but sure.  On mornings when he has an early talk, David orders wheat toast, bacon, and coffee.  It saves him time for rehersal before entering the theater.

I opened the door and a young man was standing there holding 7 plates of food, struggling to keep them from falling.  He came in and began setting food on the couch, on the bed, and on the desk when a plate of breakfast rolls tumbled to the floor, scattering everywhere.  I asked David what he had ordered for breakfast, and it was his cruise-usual – toast, bacon and coffee.  I told the young man the wrong breakfast was on our floor.  He went back to his cart in the hall and produced David’s order, apologized and picked up the extra food and left.  We later found a blueberry sweet roll and a croissant under our bed.  That was the “anniversary roll on the floor.”

I went to the Windjammer for my breakfast and to walk while David rehearsed for “Victoria: The Crown Jewel of British Columbia,” his last talk of this cruise.  I had baked beans and butter bread.

And one last thing, an anniversary song first sung by Melvin David, Sr. – “Forty-eight years with the wrong woman is a mighty long time!” was sung from the shower by Melvin David, Jr.

IF YOU’VE SEEN ONE GLACIER?

August 23, 2016


Last week as we sailed into the Tracey Arm Fjord, we were all up by 5 and on Deck 11 to watch our entrance into an icy stretch of water, topped by the Tracey Arm Glacier.  It was beautiful.  Waterfalls streaming down mountains that alternated with patches of bare rock and sparse green vegetation.  Huge blue chunks of ice floated past – none big enough to do us any damage, and they were floating out of the Fjord faster than we were steaming in.  Finally, there it was – a wall of ice 20-30 feet deep, a quarter of a mile across, flowing timelessly down the mountain and dropping into the Fjord!  It was incredibly beautiful.  I got coffee and continued to watch. 

We all moved to Deck 12 for better views and stood there as the captain stopped short of the glacier and then turned the Explorer of the Seas in a slow, tight circle.  Ninety minutes later, we drifted back out of the Fjord on our way to Victoria.  That night at the show, Cruise Director Ken announced that we had been in front of Dawes Glacier, not TAF because there was too much ice in the passage to the original destination.

Well this morning, Bonnie got up at 5 o’clock, dressed in the dark and went up to watch our passage into the Fjord from the Starboard side of the ship.  Last week she had camped out on the Port side and wanted different views.  I got up at 7, just as she was coming back in the stateroom to warm up, and we went back out together.  Words are inadequate descriptors for what we saw.  But as the Captain moved us in close and began a slow revolution to port, we recognized our old friend, the Dawes Glacier.  There were two curving black streaks that ran up across it that looked  – as Kyle put it last week – like someone had been driving a four-wheeler up the glacier (they had not, of course, but it is the dusty erosion from the sides of the mountain which form the valley in which the glacier rests).

Bonnie and I watched for a time, and then went back into the Windjammer and had breakfast.  Sometime later the Captain came on and confirmed what we already knew (we 2 and 4 others who were doing back-to-back) that we were at the Dawes glacier.  And then he announced that no ships had gone into the Tracey Arm Fjord this season because there was too much calving ice, and this morning as he passed the entrance it was much too foggy to enter even had the way been clear.  And he said, we could not have gotten as close to the Tracey as we did to the Dawes.  So, good job, Captain!  And thanks for the spectacular look around!

Speaking of spectacular, I will let Bonnie regale you with our bus and train ride from Skagway into the Yukon yesterday.  Again, words pale to the beauty we saw.


And Here We Go!

  Today we did not have to arise so early. We didn’t have to be on the dock for our bus till 10. We had breakfast and David wanted to return to the cabin but not me. I went down to Deck 4 and stood on the port side to watch people get off. He said he would come down about 9:30 but he actually arrived early (9:15 surprise). We were to meet a bus parked along the ship. Our ramp to the dock was off deck 4 at the front of the ship. We had backed into the port and a Royal Caribbean ship, Radiance of the Seas was to the aft of us. It has been following us around the passage. We could see the buses on the dock along side the Radiance. So (you know how antsy I am) we left the ship and headed that way at 9:30. It turned out that was where we needed to be so we sat down in a little bus type shed and waited. They asked do you have your passport of everyone, as your ticket told you that you had to have it. We were going to travel over into Canada. Well bus or I should say buses arrived. And we were told to line up on the yellow line single file as the bus would back up along that line. Yeah right. So we got in some sort of line and wound up about 2/3 the way back. Well, when we got to the head of the line they sent us to the second bus. So we got the front ( handicap) row seats. Great seats. Well, the first bus pulled off and got about 500 feet and stopped because we couldn’t go. Some “guest”had to go back and get his passport. Well, that person and his group were late everytime we stopped and we had to wait on them to go. The back of our bus had about 6 or 7 younger children who were quite loud and rowdy for the entire bus ride. Those people sitting in the back part of the bus were not happy and when we got ready to get on the train said they were not riding on the rail car with them. Fortunately our bus was assigned to two rail cars and they were able to escape them. At the end of the train ride when we got ready to board the bus to head home the aforementioned people jumped into the handicap seats before we could get on the bus. Very rude people.

  Well, more pleasant talk. The ride up the Yukon highway to the Canadian border and the entrance to the Yukon was stupendous!! The mountains, rivers, lakes, glaciers, waterfalls, etc were unbelievable. Our young guide and driver was from a milk farming ranch in Utah. He had recently graduated from college with a degree in Spanish and linguistics.  He was headed in the fall to airline pilot school to learn to fly the jets. He was very knowledgeable. He had read and studied and could tell us a lot. David enjoyed talking to him because he had read some of the same books David had read to do his talks.

  There are just no words to describe what we saw. We stopped at the border to have our passports checked and stopped at the entrance to the Yukon to turn around and head back to lunch at the suspension bridge we had passed early. Our stop was about and hour. Bison chili and a large home made roll and tea, juice, (both were horrible) water or coffee was our lunch. After consuming most of my chili (made of meat, beans, peppers, onions, carrots, corn), I purchased a bag of “Dutch” brand chips and 2 candy bars called Wondabars for $6. Our bus driver recommended the candy bars. The chips were fantastic (they satisfied my salty need) and the candy was also tasty. 

   After again being delayed by our wayward fellow travelers, we finally headed back down the hill to Bruster to board the train for the last stretch of our trip. The ride was cool. Tall tressles, inky black tunnels, interesting narrative and outstanding sencenery. WOW! The bus ride I feel was better because there weren’t long stretches where our view was blocked by the trees along the railroad. All in all it was a neat ride.

  We returned to the station and Luke met us with the bus for a short ride back to the ship.

  Luke had pointed out one of two grocery stores in Skagway (we went to the IGA last week). This one is the “Tomato Store.” Luke said, “You say ‘tomato,’ we say – and paused for us to make the appropriate response – and then continued, we say  ‘expensive.’

  We came back on board and headed to supper, where we both enjoyed little angus beef sliders, then went to the show with the London comedy magician from last week. I wondered how performers can tell the same jokes and say the exact same things show after show and not get bored with themselves. Nevertheless, the show was very good. Then we were off to bed.

BUT DESSERT WAS GREAT!

August 22, 2016


For dinner I ordered cheese ravioli covered in crab meat and mushroom sauce.  Either Mark made a mistake, or the galley sent out the wrong thing because I got some kind of orange rice with vegetable chunks.  I never order rice unless it is Chinese fried rice or Jasmine rice, so I was confident right away that this was a mistake.  I tasted the rice – it was pretty tasteless.  I tasted the vegetables – they were, to quote my curly haired grandson, nasty.

I fiddled with it for a couple bites, and then laid my utensils down.  Anthony, the head waiter, came by and asked if I was not enjoying my dinner.  I told him the kitchen had sent out the wrong thing.  He asked what I wanted, and went back to get it.  Out it came, piping hot and looking like what the menu suggested – big squares of cheese ravioli with hunks of crab meat and a mushroom sauce.

I cut one square, scooped up some sauce, and popped it in my mouth, ready to chew with delight.  To quote Mac again, but this time with more emphasis, it was NASTY!  Two more bites only confirmed my initial judgment.  And I had started to order the Angus Beef Sliders!

Bonnie laughed and said, “Is it bad?”

I rolled my eyes, made a face, let my head loll to the right, and slowly tilted my whole body in the same direction.  Bad?  Oh my goodness!  Just at that moment, Agia, our assistant waiter walked by, saw what I was doing, and gasped, “Mr. David!  Are you all right?!”

To his great embarrassment, Bonnie and I both dissolved in tears.  How do you explain to a conscientious young waiter from Indonesia that it is bad and that you are all right, and at the same you are pantomiming dying?  I think I convinced him.

Mark, our waiter, saved the meal by announcing that for dessert they were offering Coffee-flavored Ice Cream.  I had four scoops!

My Turn!!

  I had linguini with pomadore sauce it was great. I also had ice cream. I got 4 scoops of chocolate and vanilla ( 2 each).

BACK TO JUNEAU

August 21, 2016


The weather in Juneau today was as dramatically good as last Sunday’s was dark, rainy and overcast.  To celebrate, Bonnie and I booked a local tour up to the Mendenhall Glacier.  Had we tried to go out last week with Kyle and Cathy, we would have reached the site, but have seen nothing but each other and our $40 per person tour group – sorry they missed it!

Our bus driver’s name was Matt (probably still is), and he had a small pony tail held in place by some sort of device, and his right ear was pierced with three studs – one red, one green, and one white (no idea the significance, and I decided you don’t ask an Alaskan such questions).

He gave us good commentary as we toodled along.  We went right past the governor’s mansion – the front door is perhaps 20 feet from the road and there was no security in sight.  Interesting.  He pointed out the store – Fred Meyers – where everyone goes to buy groceries and most everything else they need.  There is no Walmart in Juneau – a definite plus.

Juneau can only be reached, he told us, by boat or by airplane.  The roads in Juneau stay in Juneau.  There were plans several years ago to build a road to Skagway, but the tree huggers stopped it.  Sounds rather short-sighted to me, especially with all the trees in Alaska!

As Matt turned off the main road to go back into the glacier, he told us that Mendenhall used to come out this far (2 miles) but over the years it has drawn back – thanks Al Gore and global warming!  In all seriousness, he said that the locals say that within 15-20 years, the glacier will be a cube of ice floating in an extra dry martini, shaken, not stirred.

And speaking of the ice – several chunks had calved off from the front of the glacier and were floating in Mendenhall Lake.  One was close enough to shore that I could hook it with Bonnie’s cane and pull it in so we could touch the glacier.  As we walked away, a family of 3 walked up and began to pull our glacier-cube out of the water.  The man picked it up, the woman opened their backpack, and the man and boy worked the ice into their backpack.  Everyone gets different souvenirs, I guess.  No one seemed to have told them, but I hope they poured drinks over it quickly or got three straws.

I noticed a round rock about 2/3rds the size of my fist along the shore, the water lapping up over it.  I know it’s a rock!  Work with me on this!  I picked it up and put it in our backpack.  I’ll bet my Mendenhall souvenir will last longer the Icy Trios!

As we walked down to the lake, one of the park rangers told us there were still some salmon in the stream beside of us.  And we spotted one, which she said was a Sock-eye Salmon.  Large, and red.  I’m guessing at least yard long, and swimming at leisure behind a beaver dam which blocked off the inlet.  It would be incredible, I think, to see a run of salmon swimming upstream.  Maybe next trip.

Me,Me,Me!!

  After having to search for a while for our tour that was to leave at 2:15 but really left at 2:30, we loaded into a small van and headed out to the Glacier.  The guide, who had lived in Erie for some time, was very good. He told us about Juneau and drove us about 15 miles out to the glacier. He drove by the sub division where he lives and said the houses ranged in price from $450,000 to a million. They were not any bigger than our house. He showed us a fairly new one a little farther down the road that started at $650,000 and literally where within two to three feet of each other on the sides. No yard at all!! And even smaller than our house. Oh my. These were all on the road that lead to the glacier and was the land that had once been covered by the glacier in the 1800's. Wow! 

  The glacier was beautiful, the surrounding forest great. We could walk right down to the water’s edge and look over at it. The trail to the nearby falls would have taken an hour for normal people so we didn’t go because we only had an hour. There were some young adults, girls and boys some in shorts, that had paddled a canoe
over to the glacier and back and were getting their canoe out of the water. Young and full of vim and vigor.

  We rode the van back to Juneau and Mark said since we were his last trip, he could drive us back to the ship.  And we said yes. Everyone else got off in town.  One couple wanted to be taken to the salmon hatchery but he said he didn’t go there. They said they had been sold a package that was to take them to the hatchery. I wondered if they had gotten on the wrong van.  He told them to go back to the booths but by the time we got back there were no booths open.

  All in all it was a very nice day. Nice guy and it was a pleasant trip.

WAS THAT A MOOSE?

August 20, 2016


The Four Traveling Sislers were sitting at table 525 enjoying supper as I glanced out the window behind Cathy.  I saw what I thought was a creature swimming away, but the direction of its travel and the amount of time I saw it left me unable to identify our outside dinner guest.

Later, as we were enjoying dessert, the swimmer was heading back towards the ship from the opposite shore.  This time I pointed it out to my trio of fellow eaters and we tried to determine what it was.  We guessed seals and otters, because we had been told they were in the area.  Then we decided it was two moose (Mooses? Meeces?).  Then the swimmers turned dramatically, and angled sharply towards the shore.  It was not a moose or two.  Not a seal.  Not an otter.  It was a fishing boat.  And that may explain why we are tourists and not wilderness guides!

Okay It’s Me

  It was quite amusing. Four adults looking at a moving object in the water and being so mystified and so wrong. No wonder people think they see UFO’s.

  It did provide us with amusement as we ate dinner. We did have a good time. I am writing this one week later so it is hard to remember everything.

IF IT’S OLD NEWS, IS IT STILL NEWS?

August 19, 2016


Well, this is all a week or so old, since we didn’t have Internet service on the Explorer of the Seas.  $12.95 per day is tooooo much.  So silence isn’t necessarily golden, but it is cheap.

We have time today to a little blogging while we are in Seattle and have Verizon service with which to connect to the World Wide Web. 

It was a good flight into Seattle.  A little strange getting the rental car.  We took a shuttle from the airport to the rental agency and picked up a red Ford Fiesta, upgraded from a smaller car, since whatever it was we reserved they were all out of.

I told my telephone where to go and we went to the hotel where the Bro had reserved us a room.  Well, we got to the hotel after I stopped one hotel too soon.  We had a small suite – turned out to be bigger than our onboard room.  Later Cathy drove and we went to a nice seafood restaurant (Bonnie had chicken, but not of the sea – sorry, Charlie!).

After the meal a few hands of setback – Bros win, Bros win, Bros win! – it was off to bed and a good night’s sleep before finding the Explorer of the Seas.

KW and CJ took a shuttle.  We drove our car to the pickup lot and they shuttled us over.  We met onboard and went to the Windjammer, the all you can eat all the time buffet.  Bonnie and I changed our dinner reservations to match theirs and we ate each evening at 5 p.m.  Excellent waiter and assistant (and the 2 remaining on board Sislers will eat with them again this cruise).

I will not try to regail you with all we did, but will fill in a few blanks.

My talks each morning were at 9 a.m. in the Star Lounge, which used to be called the Taj Mahal (when we cruised on the EOTS a couple years ago).  Good crowds each day, and very responsive.  I only did 3 – brought 4 and didn’t need the extra, thank the Lord! – The Gold Rush, Klondike Ladies, and Victoria: Garden City.  This coming week I will drop the Gold Rush and add I Can See Russia.  Otherwise, who knows when I’ll get to do it?  With each talk taking 100-120 hours to build (and I think Seeing Russia took 120) I want to have a chance to do all of them.  Hopefully, we’ll be back to Alaska.

Juneau was cold, rainy and overcast.  So many jewelry stores that we thought we were in the Caribbean.

Skagway was the better of the two Alaskan cities.  One main street with different kinds of shops, plus museums and such.  We ate lunch at the Red Onion Saloon.  You may already have seen the picture of Kyle and I with one of the hostesses.  I think the puppies drowned.

Our next day was to sail to Tracy Arm Fjord and glacier.  We went to Dawes Glacier instead.  The captain said there was too much ice at the entrance to Tracy Arm, so we did another site instead.  Maybe we’ll get to see it this week, but the Dawes Glacier was beautiful.  I’ll post pictures when I get home.

Victoria is a beautiful city.  The weather was perfect.  We took a shuttle to downtown and then walked out to Chinatown.  It was one place I really wanted to visit since my third talk featured it. 

One of the neatest things was visiting Tam Kung Temple.  It is a temple of Chinese faith, the only one outside of China that honors that deity.  When we went inside (even though it is an active temple, you can visit) and there was incense burning.  I asked the attendant if I could light some incense (you Russia travelers will remember lighting candles at the Russian Orthodox Church and Russian Orthodox Monastery).  The attendant gave me a whole worship set of incense – some lit as singles, others in sets of three.  When I did the sets of three I whispered, “In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.”  When I did one, I said, “Lord Jesus.”  It was really neat.  The temple is reached by climbing up 52 stairs – Bonnie waited outside (the congregation is aging and it is hard for many of them to climb the stairs; chances are it will die out because no young people are coming).  Our other major activity in Chinatown was the purchase of one banana by said outside waiter.

The four of us visited one church – it was a Roman Catholic Church and we did not realize the noon mass was in progress, but we sat quietly.  Then Bonnie and I came back to the ship and the Vagabond Sislers visited 4 more cathedrals and churches.

Just got a text from the Bro.  They are back at their hotel.  They will explore Seattle a few more days before heading back east.

I will make notes as we sail, and if I have a good Verizon connection, will post again in Juneau.  Until then.

TTFN!

And now to the rest of the story!!

Our room is very nice except to get in and out of it I must sit on the end and swing my legs up and over. Good exercise. No pictures please. Have enjoyed walking on deck 4 and on 12. The glacier was much fun. Up at 5 am and watched till about 11. Ice everywhere. Magnificent scenery. We enjoyed all the shows. The last night’s comedian was the best. The magician was okay.  The food has been okay. Skagway by far was the best Alaskan city. Old fashioned wooden sidewalks and lots of shops to wander into. Did I tell you I bought a $44 skein of yarn! And in Victoria a beautiful city in British Columbia I bought a nice new warm pair of sweat pants for $50. I have blown my budget. Plus we are taking a train ride this week in Skagway to the Yukon and Canada. 7 hours includes lunch! For only $200 each. Oh well it is only money.